| Stutz Royale |
I just discovered this marque, be sure to check their other models. This was based on Cadillac deVille. The best proof that money doesn't buy you style. |
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| By: Bojan Arežina, Esq. |
| Wartburg (before the Night) |
well the Wartburt Knight has been nominated quite a few times but those crazy communits made it even worse bofore the late 70'ies when the knight was launched then it was VERY VERY bad don't know if it were launched i GB but here in Denmark the East German horror were on the road |
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| By: Christian Hansen |
| wartburg |
it the best looking car ever and practical top speed 110 mph plus these engines can tune from 50bhp to 190bhp with a KKK concentric vein compesser and some clever porting, I have had 110 out of a 50bhp car two strokes love thrashing and they come back for more Yes brilliant 991cc car Fun Too Drive |
you are quite clearly insane |
| By: anna j Dixon |
| All of them! |
I contend that this site really needs to reverse its emphasis. Up until 10 years ago or so, it would have made sense to call out the ugliest car in Britain (or the USA, for that matter). But now, just about EVERY car out there is ugly! From the Scion XB (the newest facelift is even uglier than the original) to the Renault Megane, to the Toyota Yaris and Prius, not to mention the Bangleized BMWs. I find it very hard to come up with a mainstream car that is beautiful to my eye.
Why is this? I blame it on the Greens. They all hate cars, so the manufacturers have had to come up with "anti-cars". There is a certain perverse status to drive something ugly, especially if you don't like cars to begin with.
So we now need a site to point out the non-ugly cars. I nominate the current Maseratis, even though they appear to have a certain amount of Buick DNA.
Cheers,
Paul Kile |
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| By: Paul Kile |
| Any vauxhall |
Terrible cars made by the worst car company in the universe. Have you seen the new Corsa, eeeughhhhhhhhhhhh!! It looks like some constipated old fogey tryng to squeeze out a poo! And it's big, tall and fat as well. |
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| By: Bear |
| new Mitsubishi Lancer |
Maybe I'm being a bit mean but the front and back end of this car look awful. |
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| By: Robin |
| One Ford Ka in particular |
First of all, I'll explain a couple of things:
-"Carroza" means "chariot" in Spanish; "rosa" means "pink".
-Usually, the adjective comes after the noun.
This spawned a not very witty pun: "pink Ka"="Ka rosa"="carroza", and the pun itself was the starting point for a cheap alternative to a limousine. This gorgeous pink Ford Ka will surely fill your party with delight – that is, if you have taken a considerable amount of whisky. It even has a website of its own. |
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| By: Catu |
| g-wiz |
its just rubbish! p.s: heard the crash test results? or top gears attempts with it?! :( |
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| By: jake |
| Bristol 603 |
I totally understand their customers desire to drive a "discreet" car. But discreet is one thing, and bland is... well, Bristol. Looks a bit like Škoda Rapid, but much uglier. How this company manages to survive I will never now. |
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| By: Bojan Arežina, Esq. |
| Jaguar XJ Avon Estate Custom |
Since it looks like we are running out of standard cars, here's an ugly estate version of Jaguar's classic. |
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| By: Bojan Arežina , Esq. |
| peel p50 |
i think its a cool car but is still ugly |
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| By: jack |
| Bufori |
This car is really a joke; for one thing it’s designed for midgets.
It’s made out of plastic and note the fake grillwork on the side of the bonnet?
There aren’t even any openings!
After driving one of these things for a day, I wanted to drive a real car for grownups. Bufo is the Latin for toad!
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| By: Cary Webb |
| Renault Logan |
This mundane Renault looks like a duck's head smashed into a Toyota Echo and-- waalaa! you have a Logan |
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| By: The_other_side |
| cayenne |
Although there is no doubt that the Cayenne looks like a giant training shoe, the comment that it gets 0mpg while stationary on the M25 is applicable to any car. Sorry to be a pedant.
Tim |
*smacks palm to forehead* |
| By: tim masters |
| Bristol Blenheim |
Bistol is a synonim to luxury. In North Korea. |
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| By: M.F. |
| Audi Q7 |
Why pay an engineer to design the new SUV when you can make your 4yo son do it? The world is full of suckers who'll be very happy to be overcharged only to cruise around with an Audi badge on the nose, just exploit them! |
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| By: M.F. |
| Tata Nano |
No, don't worry, it's not a car. It's a shopping-cart you can drive from inside. |
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| By: M.F. |
| Old FIAT 600 Multipla |
Few know that the actual Multipla has a heritage of its own. Ladies and gentlemen, here you can admire (after you've put on protective goggles) the 1950's FIAT 600 Multipla, put on production after the humorous Gianni Agnelli lost a bet in Montecarlo's casino against a saudi sheikh. |
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| By: M.F. |
| Chrysler Prowler |
May God forgive our sins. The end is near! |
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| By: M.F. |
| Mercedes-Benz CLS |
Oh, come on, is it a joke or what? Only a gansta-rapper would consider to get it. If it wasn't for those windows (too small for drive-by shootings). |
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| By: M.F. |
| Lada Samara |
Looked as though it was built by a 3 year old out of broken Lego bricks. Wanted so bad to be a Golf, but fell down at the first hurdle - It was designed by Vodka Russians whose last attempt at a motor vehicle was the Riva - nuff said. |
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| By: Alan Snowdon |
| Citroën Bijou |
well another 2CV based wierdoapparently they were trying to make the 2CV into a coupe but failed misserably it's just hiddious and it went for sale in France - I don't know if it ever was for sale in either Denmark or in the UK? |
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| By: Christian Hansen |
| Hyundai Pony |
At the front it looks like Nissan designed it in the 1980's and at the back it looks like Renault designed it at the same time they designed the Megane in 2003. |
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| By: James |
| Maserati Biturbo |
It seems like when Maserati were designing the Biturbo, they got one of the designers from Toyota to design it. |
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| By: James |
| Nissan Sunny Coupe |
Ok, the hatchback is bad but this is even worse, the only way this car would look better is if someone crashed into the front of it and smashed that fat, in your face front end. |
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| By: James |
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