| Nissan Pao |
This one caught my wife's attention first. It merited from me a "good grief, what the hell's that!" So ugly it was almost sexy. I had to cross the roadto look at it. It certainly made a change from the hordes of hideous hulks on Harrogate's streets. Mercifully they are quite rare, but apparently well sought after. So is a back street garage. |
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| By: Flying_Porker |
| Alfa Romeo Montreal |
It looks like a transvestite dumper. |
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| By: Percy Crisp |
| Citroen GS X3 1980 |
It seems to me very unfair not to mention among many other the 70s / 80s French monstrosities the Citroen GS x3
Infamous for its unique ability to render sick not only the innocents bystander but its helpless passengers. The later with the help of its unique (to Citroen, thank god) shock absorber system.
To design such ugliness together with such engineering idiocy, no doubt required some talent.
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| By: Alexandre Pilloud |
| Fiat Aquila |
I suspect the person who designed this car has a thousand yard stare and is a member of the Ted Bundy fan club. |
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| By: Percy Crisp |
| Lancia thesis |
I suspect Lancia are only employing people with severe emotional problems to design their cars these days. |
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| By: Percy Crisp |
| VW Golf Country |
The VW management team had promised to deliver a small SUV, but the day before the release they realised there was no Skoda, Audi or Seat to rebrand. They shouted "Buh!" to a golf and welded the suspension. While working they accidentally welded the boot so they had to place the spare wheel on the outside. |
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| By: Dan |
| Geely Beauty Leopard |
What's in a name? In the case of the Geely Beauty Leopard, obviously not truth. Geely might think the knockoff Supra headlights are clever, but they're not fooling anyone. |
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| By: Woolie Wool |
| 1959 DeSoto Adventurer |
The absolute apex of ridiculous 1950s American cars, the DeSoto Adventurer consists of almost 60% gold trim by weight. |
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| By: Woolie Wool |
| Subaru Sambar Dios Astonish |
Japanese compact people movers are known for two qualities: ridiculous styling and even more ridiculous names. The Sambar Dios Astonish does not disappoint on either front. |
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| By: Woolie Wool |
| Mitsubishi Mini Active Urban Sandal |
After taking a look at this car, a pair of sandals sounds like a much better way to get around town than the Mini Active Urban Sandal. |
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| By: Woolie Wool |
| Suzuki Every Joy Pop Turbo |
The Suzuki Every Joy Pop Turbo brings no joy to its owner but much amusement to people who see it driving down the street. |
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| By: Woolie Wool |
| Sbarro Assystem |
If Daleks could drive cars, they'd drive the Sbarro Assystem, and make, well, asses of themselves in doing so. |
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| By: Woolie Wool |
| Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard |
Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard cast Facelift! It didn't work. It's still an unattractive Isuzu Rodeo rebody with a horrible name. |
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| By: Woolie Wool |
| Mitsubishi MUM 500 Shall We Join Us? |
This vehicle's styling and name, in sheer unbelievable daftness, cannot be described in words. I merely present it here in admiration of its perfection. |
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| By: Woolie Wool |
| Honda That's |
Abbott: That's a car.
Costello: What's a car?
Abbott: That's a car.
Costello: But what's that?
Abbott: I already told you, That's a car! |
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| By: Woolie Wool |
| Lancia Fumia |
It looks like a cuttlefish had sex with a George Foreman grill and this is the offspring. |
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| By: Percy Crisp |
| Citroen DS5 |
The original Citroen DS may have been ugly, but it was a radical, forward-thinking sort of ugly. The new one is the same old ugly we've seen in a thousand French cars before, except maybe for that hint of SsangYong in the back. |
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| By: Woolie Wool |
| Daihatsu Naked |
Some people enjoy being naked, even more like to see other people naked, but no one in his right mind wants to drive a Naked. |
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| By: Woolie Wool |
| 2014 Lexus IS |
Toyota cars used to be called faceless because their styling had no flavor or character, but the new Lexus IS can be called faceless because its lower jaw has been sliced off with a box cutter. |
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| By: Woolie Wool |
| Mitsuoka Galue |
Remember those awful Volkswagen Beetle body kits that would make the front of it look kind of like a Rolls-Royce, if you squinted a bit and consumed at least a dozen pints first? You would have to be utterly mad to do such a thing to an expensive Infiniti, and after a night-long party involving several gallons of sake and several DVDs of animated tentacle pornography, the designers at Mitsuoka did exactly that. |
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| By: Woolie Wool |
| Bugatti 16C Galibier |
Having not learned their lesson from the disastrous Porsche Panamera, Volkswagen Group AG are still convinced that a hatchback the size and price of a large yacht is a good idea. Thus the Bugatti 16C Galibier, a car whose only redeeming feature is that the sheer amount of chrome it uses will make the substance so rare and expensive that no car company will ever use it again. |
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| By: Woolie Wool |
| Chevrolet Corvair limo |
Think of it as the only American-made rear-engine limousine! |
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| By: JS |
| Holden hearse |
Think of it as the world's longest hearse. |
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| By: JS |
| Suzuki Samurai |
Think of it as a large Rubik's cube on wheels. |
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| By: JS |
| Prius Hearse |
Toyota Prius is already a butt ugly car as a Hearse is worse |
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| By: Christian Hansen |
