| Vauxhall Astra - all |
Nothing at all to recommend it; started off pug ugly tear-drop shape and continued with poor 'modifications' to pug-ugly theme, latest worst of all - suspension designed by a 4 year-old.... |
just a bit dull really |
| By: R. Taylor |
| Austin 1100 |
This is in the same league as the maxi et al.Usually driven by sad men in flat caps or trilbies who smoke pipes and wear thick, horn-rimmed glasses. The heaters were so bad they invented car coats to wear inside them. |
It's no wonder the British car industry failed so dismally. |
| By: Joanna Phipps |
| Triumph Acclaim |
Mate had an auto,actually his first car and it smoked so badly cars behind had to switch on their headlights on summer afternoons. |
At least they couldn't see how ugly the car was. |
| By: Yemi |
| Triumph acclaim |
I once owned one of these demonic hideoues monstrosities. I was the joke of all of Manchester, from people calling me a taxi, to others who would nick it AND THEN RETURN IT, cause it was deamed so crap. |
Thanks Leigh - and very brave to admit to having owned one. |
| By: Leigh Hammond |
| Honda Prelude |
Flat with those horrid square lights..... |
Such a shame 'cos the previous models were quite nice. |
| By: Bryan |
| Lotus Europa |
Looks like a squashed bug, but is not quite as reliable (and it oozes even more icky goop) |
Hmmn...I think you've watched Starship Troopers too many times... |
| By: john |
| Nissan Micra |
This noddy style car, favoured by oldies looks truly ridiculous in hatchback form. Then some chimp puts a boot on the thing and makes the worst even worse. How could this one be overlooked ? |
Don't think I've seen one with a boot - I'll have to do some more research. |
| By: James Parsons |
| Vauxhall Chevete |
EEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH Horrible car. I can not find words to discribe it! A blue smoking wreck, with designer rust, need I say more!! |
Err...can't argue with that. |
| By: Voodoo Child |
| Austin c1970+ (any) |
You really do have it in for Austin and Citroen. I'll agree with the Austins though. You should add the Meastro + Metro as well |
Ok I admit I really hate most old Citroens. |
| By: Simon |
| Fiat Cinquacento |
Unbelievably hideous & impractical; in a country where the people average 20 stones (all that pasta), this car is stupidly small & ridiculously underpowered |
I didn't know it was American! ;-)[just kidding] |
| By: Peter Knight |
| lamborghini muria |
I think it is really badly made and it is crap |
I must look it up then. |
| By: Blake |
| mini |
I think it is really badly made and it is crap |
but is it ugly? ...I don't really think so |
| By: simon |
| Bristol (any) |
I am from Australia and we have had the LeylandP76 sports and the Lightburn Zeta("good grief,I think I am going to be sick" is the usual reaction) as our nominees for ugliest cars in Australia. Some English Kit Cars must have a good chance of taking the Gold. Bristols have that certain something,which evokes mediocrity |
I am surprised that people pay an extortionate amount of money for a car as horrible as a Bristol. |
| By: Robert Ryan |
| Renault Twingo |
A timeless example of the consequences of becoming part of the French empire, sorry, European union |
This car is truly disgusting...but alas I don't think it was sold in Britain...too bad....maybe on the Guest slot soon |
| By: Shan Lee and Tony Nunn |
| Ford Capri |
none |
Oh dear, Ford seem to be taking a bashing. |
| By: Mathew Henry |
| Ford Scorpio |
Pig Ugly |
the Scorpio is now included in the listings |
| By: Macca |
| Datsun f10 |
Not sure if this model made it there or as usual it had a different name. However this is one of the ugliest cars ever to come out of Japan. The original Datsun 200SX is another |
I don't know this one - I'll look out for it. |
| By: frecklet |
| Daihatsu Move |
this car is absolutley dissgusting, its like some sort of disabled shoppers car / Gotta be the most appallingly designed and unattractive motor ever... |
this is now included in the listings |
| By: alex.coombe and Mike Evans |
| Daimler SP250 |
No list could possibly be complete without including this car. |
Thanks for the photos it looks ugly enough to be included. |
| By: dpdinkel |
| Renault Clio (new) |
looks like they gave up when they got to the back end / it is simply obscene |
Yes, the rear-end is a bit dodgy |
| By: n lysons and Max |
| Ford Focus |
none / This is the worst looking car the Ford Team have designed! And the Cougar is not much better! |
Hmmn, not sure if I agree with you on this one - how can it be worse than the Scorpio? |
| By: ndominguez and Tim Jones |
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