| erm... cat car !!! |
it looks like a cat car |
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| By: jake matthews age 10 |
| (Not a nomination, just a question...) |
For the past few years I've come to this website whenever I needed a good laugh (or to feel thankful that none of these beasts have made it across the pond :-) But I've got a question: when are you going to add to the list? All I have to do to see an ugly car is walk around the block!
Cheers,
Pete Stacy |
Pete - that's a very good question. I expect to have at least one or two new entries by the end of this week (May 22nd).
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| By: Pete Stacy |
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Hahaha I love this webby at least someone out there on the web has a sense of humour! Cheers m8! |
Thanks. We like you too. |
| By: Low Life Am I?! |
| 1970 plymouth superbird |
ugly ,but win at all cost attitude. thier still ugly today , however i cant think of any car today that can go as fast as it ,
and seat 5 people in comfort? still . ugly |
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| By: Davehodges |
| 288 gto evo from ferrari |
i gues i should start from the back since it has al those holes i winder what those are for and that wierd loking spoiler(wing)
the front lights look like they took them from a 90's truck nad sticked them on to the front and the car looks so wide for some reson its wierd |
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| By: tomas,age13 |
| 4X4s |
4x4s; more of the fact that the drivers are a bunch of inconsiderate idiots (mostly posh with no chin) driving around London (you try driving off road in London, not easy) thinking they own the bloody road, ignorant the lot of them. |
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| By: Chris |
| 90% of Rolls & Bentleys |
Great site entertaining,provocative,educational if occasionally too well-informed for me to follow!Most R/Rs & Bs strike me as mouth -puckeringly ugly:bear in mind,however ,that I was smitten by an N.S.U RO 80 (at least I think that was what it was called )when I was young......no cheap jibes about me being a wankel if you please. |
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| By: Pete C |
| Aixam |
There's a few of these absurd things driving around, the old Reliant dealership used to have the franchise for Aixam as well. They are about 3 feet high and sound like misfiring VW Beetles. (2 cylinders)
The website has one with alloys on, which is hilarious, as if anyone shameless enough to be seen in one would be interested in tarting it up. On second thoughts.....
It's the kind of thing my dad would buy and brag about the fuel efficiency of. Talking of which, he's got a KIA Sportage, which is ugly as hell. Put one of those on the site too. |
thanks |
| By: Rob |
| Alfa 164 |
Looks like a long thin tin pig sniffing for truffles. |
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| By: Tarquin Boyle |
| Alfa Arna, all the 70's fiat like 127 |
Hi, if you want to find a lot of ugly cars you must go in an Italian website www.fiat.it |
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| By: Christian Piemontesi |
| Alfa Giulietta |
Purists will have spat out their espresso seeing this nominated. Throughout the sixties, the Alfa Giulietta was a beautiful sports car dressed in wonderful Italian Designer coachwork. Then...along came FIAT, and made it look like a Lada for the 80's. |
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| By: Gibbo |
| Alfa Romeo 146 |
When I see one of these things, I always think that a big bulk like a bus or a coach has crashed into the back of it. It seems that Alfa Romeo have designed the 146 to make it look like a car crash. Actually, the Alfa 146 is just a normal Alfa Romeo that has had its tailgate crashed into a really big tree trunk. A practical car, but at least it's slow. |
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| By: Michael Robinson |
| Alfa Romeo 155 |
when the almost modern classic the Alfa Romeo 75 was going to be suceeded they came up with the Alfa Romeo 155 and the designer must have his ruler at home or he could just been having a bad day biu it's ugly and SQUARE it's successor the 156 is much nicer - too bad they are bad made |
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| By: Christian Hansen |
| Alfa Romeo 156 |
I once heard an Alfa 156 owner describe his car as "beautiful". I burst my pancreas laughing. Everything about this car is stunningly hideous. The rear lights belong on a Vauxhall van circa 1965. The flanks are flabby & bloated. The front end is a jumble sale of bad design. Italy obviously asked all its designers to design the front end....& every design was accepted & used.
Summary: This car looks like a pregnant guppy with a cold sore. |
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| By: Gilbert Lombard |
| Alfa Romeo 156 |
I'm astounded that some people actually think these horror boxes are stylish. They're as attractive as a baboons arse that's 3 inches from your face. The front end is a dogs dinner. Every shape imaginable seems to be crushed into a 3 foot gap. What shape are the headlights supposed to be? They look like transparent kidneys. The hideous alfa shield grill/badge looks like a big shield that a kid has attatched with flour & water paste & the offset regestration plate looks crap & totally unbalances the car. The middle & rear of the car is just a bloated mess. Awful but it's what we've come to expect from alfa romeo |
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| By: Rex |
| Alfa Romeo 166 (pre face lift) |
A horrible pig-eyed monstrosity from a company that has the ability and means to create some of the most beautiful cars on the road (such as the 147 GTA). However, the face-lifted version is a big improvement. |
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| By: Robert |
| Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale |
This racing car is the one and only ugly Alfa Romeo. |
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| By: Mr.X |
| Alfa Romeo 75 |
Looks like a fire damaged Rubik's Cube |
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| By: Graham Snail |
| Alfa Romeo Arna |
Not sure this was sold in Britain. Anyway, this abomination almost single-handedly destroyed Alfa Romeo's reputation for about a decade. Not to mention that it was so unsuccessful, it was in production for barely a year. |
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| By: Francesco |
| Alfa Romeo Arna |
The small hatchback which Jeremy Clarkson blew up on T.V a few years ago. Was part of a venture between Alfa Romeo and Nissan, but uglier than anything else that either of the 2 companies came up with. A few found their way over here but I doubt if any of you have ever seen one as they're all bound to have rusted away by now. |
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| By: Alex Wilkes |
| Alfa Romeo Arna |
joint venture between between Nissan and Alfa Romeo that went horribly wrong. It should have been a car with Italian styling and Japanese Build quality, but NO! they got that completely arse about face. We ended up with an ugly datsun cherry that fell to bits as soon as it left the showroom |
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| By: Nick Garlick |
| Alfa Romeo GTV |
Just because it's an Alfa doesn't mean it's attractive. A pillar box widscreen, an elephantine rear three quarters with a light cluster straight from a Fair ground dodgem. The front headlights were sourced from MFI. The dash is no better, with a centre console that appears to be 3 metres high, blocking the already minimal view forwards. A cheap, second rate coupe which is embarassingly slow in 2.0 litre form. Truely awful. |
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| By: Tadek Antoniak |
| alfa romeo montreal |
This contraption looks like a dumper in a party frock. If cars had sexuality this thing would be a gay transvestite. |
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| By: Raffles |
| Alfa Romeo RZ |
The RZ design was intentionally dramatic and aggresive, it was not a 'curvy' sports car so it should not be compared to a Ferrari Dino for example (I had on e for 4 years) it is dramatic, outrageous, muscular and turns more heads than most very expensive sports cars, and sitting next to any 911 type Porshe it blows them away with ease. people who don't like the RZ will aslo not like most modern Lamborghinis as they too are not curvy and sensual. There is more to car design than feline lines Mr Gilbert Lombard. Whoever thinks the AR Stradale is ugly has offended the very essence of pure styling class. |
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| By: Harry |
| Alfa Romeo RZ |
Designed by hyperactive apes while wearing boxing gloves |
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| By: Jacko |
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