| Car
Nominated |
Nominated
By |
Your
Comments |
I
Say |
| Austin
J2 (1960) |
Mad
|
There
are only 14 left in the world, I have one and I AM going to cut it
up |
Go
for it. |
| Aston
Martin lagonda |
Robyn
Singlehurst |
A
car designed only with a straight line in mind. Looks silly unless
you are from the cast of Thunderbirds |
A good suggestion. |
| Isuzu
VehiCROSS |
Paul
Burger |
I
have seen many cars that are plain described as ugly and many ugly
cars but at last I have found a winner. It has a sort of normal car
top and below it is attached to a plastic boat. Not to mention the
bizarre grill with tiny lights. I just don't get it. |
I
haven't seen one myself yet though. |
| Hyundai
Tiburon |
Marc
r |
Truly,
truly ugly. A deplorable waste of good sheet metal. |
Some
people might say it probably isn't made from good sheet metal though. |
| Rover
SD1 |
Kevin
|
Parts
falling off this car are of the highest quality British craftsmanship
|
Absolutely |
| Fairthorpe
Atom |
Dave
Craig/USA |
Why
do you brits always have to hide your profoundly ugly?Stir around
the bottom muck and youll find this little trinket from the fifties.P.S.
my hobby car is the non-ugly Singer Roadster. |
I
must pop down to the museum soon then. |
| None |
Timothy
e |
Please
remove the Suzuki Wagon R. The Wagon R became the best selling car
in Japan last year (beating the longstanding number one - The Toyota
Mark 2) partly thanks to its cute, new styling. There are now several
other cars impersonating it such as the Nissan Cube, Daihatsu Move,
Mitusbishi Toppo, and Toyota Funcar. (I prefer the looks of my WRX
admittedly, so Where is the most beautiful car page?) |
Somehow
the words 'cute' and 'styling' don't really go with the Wagon R -
let's face it the Japanese public will buy anything stupid e.g. tamagotchi,
pokemon, raw fish for a snack etc etc. |
| suzuki
vitara |
marc
lewis |
yes
there very ugly ugly minging cars, not only that but they handle like
a bucket and spade on concrete; however people still go out and spend
1000's on them!!!why? |
Because
they are cheaper than real 4x4s I suppose. |
| New
Renault Scenic |
Peter
Wells |
Pah
- I spit on your choices :-) As A BX owning DS fan I cannot agree
with your choices. You obviously have NO knowledge of the massive
technological advances that the DS gave the world. The DS had a crossflow
engine some 30 years before Ford. It had disc brakes. Thanks to the
DS we have radial tyres. I do agree about the Austin Aggro and and
2CV though |
No
matter how many times on this site we yak on and on about it having
nothing at all to do with technological innovation, people still have
to be so sad. |
| Ford
Puma |
Kevin
Bown |
Looks
like a surprised four wheel rodent undergoing a rectal examination.
|
Now
you mention it... |
| Audi
TT |
Colin
Yamamoto |
Looks
like my floorsweeper but without the handling. |
Hmmnnn... |
| Jowett
Jupiter |
Bill
Rabel |
German
Shepherd dogs sometimes get a skeletal degeneration, where their hindquarters
atrophy, making them resemble the Jowett. |
Err...
you're not a vet by any chance are you?? I wish my neighbour's German
Shepherd would degenerate - perhaps it would stop crapping outside
my house... |
| Discovery
|
garry
topp |
A
ridiculous vehicle that defies logic. Why the stepped up rear section
- with enough headroom for a giraffe or a viking helmet? and why the
odd little windows in the top of the roof section? Why would anyone
need a vehicle with 3 feet of headroom if the resulting car handles
like a tall ship in a stiff breeze? |
I'll
pass on that one. |
| Dihatsu
hijet |
Mr
C Clifford |
uglier
than the frogeye sprite (well i think so) PS Great site 9/10 pps i
think the fiat multipla is well desighned and i am buying one tommorow
|
Please
let me know where you live so I can come and laugh at you. |
| wheel
barrow (mrs finnegans) |
the
squire |
irelands
answer to british leyland. |
You
weren't drunk when you submitted this by any chance were you? |
| Fiat
Duna |
Giovanni
Gorla |
the
top score version must be creamy exterior , with the interior in pure
black vinyl best to drive it wearing a felt hat , in sunny days ,
to understand what the ozone hole is making for us humans unbelievable
to say , in Italy we've a fan club of this 4 wheeled pickle |
Answers
on a postcard to... |
| Triumph
Cadet |
J.
L. McCord |
I
found your delightful website when I was trying to show my daughter
what a Ford Anglia looks like. In the new "Harry Potter" series of
children's books, a family by the name of the Weasleys owns an Anglia
that can fly. I nominated the Triumph Cadet (made in the late 40's/early
50's) because it was so frumpy, so dull and boring, you would fall
asleep walking around it! Thanks for a great website. |
Cheers
- but I have no idea what the Cadet looks like. |
| Renault
Dauphin |
Graham
Wright |
Brilliant,
amazing, remarkable, a very fine read...... now you know I`m crawling
|
Yep
- but one way of guaranteeing an inclusion here. Cheers. |
| Fiat
Multipla |
Scott
Suttie |
Its
a squashed punto with a land rover defender roof attached!!!!!!!!
I would nominate the Daewoo Nexia - the car that finally made the
astra 3 look pretty!!!!! |
Now
Scott, considering that the Multipla is quite clearly featured on
the same page as the nomination form that you've just filled in (and
in doing so you've clicked on the button below the bit where you certify
that you are not dumb enough to nominate cars already featured), just
what were you thinking? |
| Citroen
Xsara Picasso |
Andrew
McLean |
What
an ugly car!!! This car is a total and utter discrace! Citroen should
be ashamed of themselves. |
|
| Yugo
Sana |
Peter
Roberts |
This
1989 car was the most disgusting thing that I have ever laid eyes
on- my dad owned one for three years until the handbreak broke and
it rolled into three other cars and a wall. That sorted the problem. |
|
| Renault
Kangoo |
Heather
Humphrey |
I
live in the US...but when I traveled to the UK last I saw many cars
that Americans wouldn't find appealing.... but the Renault Kangoo
is absolutely APPALLING!!! Thanks for this site... it's AWESOME!!! |
|
| AMC
Pacer |
Joel Gibber
Abner Perney
|
I didn't notice
any American cars on your list, which is a pity because we've come
up with some true abortions. Possibly the worst is the Pacer by
AMC. I don't have a picture of this (for want of a better word)
car, probably because buyers were too embarrased to admit they owned
one, but it can best be described as a rolling greenhouse. Think
of Crystal Palace on wheels.
Perhaps these
were never sold in the U. K. Very few were sold in the U.S. A. Contributed
to the demise of AMC 1976-1980. Ugly, but fortunately prone to rust
so almost none are left on the road. See Wayne's World, or Oh, God!
for their movie appearances.
|
|
| triumph
herald estate |
Rosemary |
poor
man's estate- we used to have to all get out to go up a hill - even
the driver!!! |
|
| Volvo
242 DL |
Anders
Stomberg |
I
am really surprised that this car isnīt on your list. Is it possible
to make a car more square and boring!? It was reliable and safe, yes,
but have you ever driven it? (I have owned one...)Well, I reckon your
site isnīt complete without it! |
|
| wartburg |
Brian
Neale |
great
site, love it but you've got to add a wartburg these 2 stroke crap
mobiles were the uglest thing on the road. keep up the good work. |
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