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| Car Nominated | Nominated By | Your Comments | We Say |
| Ford Focus | ndominguez and Tim Jones |
none / This is the worst looking car the Ford Team have designed! And the Cougar is not much better! | Hmmn, not sure if I agree with you on this one - how can it be worse than the Scorpio? |
| new Renault Clio | n lysons and Max | looks like they gave up when they got to the back end / it is simply obscene | Yes, the rear-end is a bit dodgy |
| Daimler SP250 | dpdinkel | No list could possibly be complete without including this car. | Thanks for the photos it looks ugly enough to be included. |
| Daihatsu Move | alex.coombe and Mike Evans | this car is absolutley dissgusting, its like some sort of disabled shoppers car / Gotta be the most appallingly designed and unattractive motor ever... | I think this one may be included in part 3. |
| Datsun f10 | frecklet | Not sure if this model made it there or as usual it had a different name. However this is one of the ugliest cars ever to come out of Japan. The original Datsun 200SX is another | I don't know this one - I'll look out for it. |
| Ford Scorpio | Macca | Pig Ugly | Yes - this is definitely in Part 2 |
| Ford Capri | Mathew Henry | none | Oh dear, Ford seem to be taking a bashing. |
| Renault Twingo | Shan Lee and Tony Nunn | A timeless example of the consequences of becoming part of the French empire, sorry, European union | This car is truly disgusting...but alas I don't think it was sold in Britain...too bad.... |
| Any Bristol | Robert Ryan | I am from Australia and we have had the LeylandP76 sports and the Lightburn Zeta("good grief,I think I am going to be sick" is the usual reaction) as our nominees for ugliest cars in Australia. Some English Kit Cars must have a good chance of taking the Gold. Bristols have that certain something,which evokes mediocrity | I am surprised that people pay an extortionate amount of money for a car as horrible as a Bristol. |
| mini | simon | I think it is really badly made and it is crap | but is it ugly? ...I don't really think so |
| lamborghini muria | Blake | This is the ugliest $1,000,000 car. Just look at it! | I must look it up then. |
| Fiat Cinquacento | Peter Knight | Unbelievably hideous & impractical; in a country where the people average 20 stones (all that pasta), this car is stupidly small & ridiculously underpowered | I didn't know it was American! ;-)[just kidding] |
| Any Austin c1970+ | Simon | You really do have it in for Austin and Citroen. I'll agree with the Austins though. You should add the Meastro + Metro as well | Ok I admit I really hate most old Citroens. |
| Vauxhall Chevete | Voodoo Child | EEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH Horrible car. I can not find words to discribe it! A blue smoking wreck, with designer rust, need I say more!! | Err...can't argue with that. |
| Nissan Micra | James Parsons | This noddy style car, favoured by oldies looks truly ridiculous in hatchback form. Then some chimp puts a boot on the thing and makes the worst even worse. How could this one be overlooked ? | Don't think I've seen one with a boot - I'll have to do some more research. |
| Lotus Europa | john | Looks like a squashed bug, but is not quite as reliable (and it oozes even more icky goop) | Hmmn...I think you've watched Starship Troopers too many times... |
| Honda Prelude | Bryan | Flat with those horrid square lights..... | Such a shame 'cos the previous models were quite nice. |
| Triumph acclaim | Leigh Hammond | I once owned one of these demonic hideoues monstrosities. I was the joke of all of Manchester, from people calling me a taxi, to others who would nick it AND THEN RETURN IT, cause it was deamed so crap. | Thanks Leigh - and very brave to admit to having owned one. |
| Triumph Acclaim
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Yemi | Mate had an auto,actually his first car and it smoked so badly cars behind had to switch on their headlights on summer afternoons. | At least they couldn't see how ugly the car was. |
| Austin 1100 | Joanna Phipps | This is in the same league as the maxi et al.Usually driven by sad men in flat caps or trilbies who smoke pipes and wear thick, horn-rimmed glasses. The heaters were so bad they invented car coats to wear inside them. | It's no wonder the British car industry failed so dismally. |
| Vauxhall Astra - all | R. Taylor | Nothing at all to recommend it; started off pug ugly tear-drop shape and continued with poor 'modifications' to pug-ugly theme, latest worst of all - suspension designed by a 4 year-old.... | Well you should be pleased to see the new Astra in Part 2 |
| nissan micra,new mod | T.E. | This car is the most idiotic contraption I have ever seen please put this on your list so that the stupid thousands who bought it can hang there dopey heads in there dopey looking box wrongly called a car | I'll certainly consider it for Page 5. |
| Nissan Sunny 100NX | Phil Marshall | This was supposed to be a small sports coupe. Nissan just didn't have a clue when it came to style. Ugly just doesn't say it. | Don't know anyone who bought one either. |
| Fiat 127 | Donna | My Brother had one of these, and even his 3 yr old daughter refused to get in. The ugliest, smallest, most impractical car in the world. | The original Fiat 500 might be even uglier. |
| cortina | sharon | it is an eyesore | Any particular version or just all of them? |
| Renault 11 | Charlie | I think this is the most ugly, thoughtlessly designed heap of crap ever to grace the tarmac of the United Kingdom. | This one could make it to Part 3 - or will it be usurped by the Renault 4? |
| None | shawni | You better watch what you say about american's. You say all of our cars are ugly, why don't you take a look in the mirror. with those scuzzy ass teeth you should be apaulled | When you are old enough to travel on your own perhaps you can visit Britain and you will see that not all of us have bad teeth - in fact some of us don't have any teeth at all! Oh, and I didn't say all American cars were ugly - I said almost all of them were. |
| BMW Z3 Convertible | Dean Bubley | It looks like a pram. The new coupe version's OK, though. | How strange Dean, most people seem to think the other way round - the convertible is fine, but the new coupe is pants - in fact it's due to appear in Part 2 |
| renault12 | ian moss | it is simply hideous | I can't remember it off-hand, but I'll look it up. |
| New Fiat MPV thing | Richard | What the hell is this!? | Err...it's a new Fiat MPV thing... |
| fiat panda | ped | I wonder why Fiat decided to design the Panda on an Etch-a-scetch? | A good question... |
| ford puma | ian jones | i dont drive, i hate cars but your site is excellent thanks for a very early sunday morning pick me up. An ugly woman who i work with has just got one of these, they go so well together | Thanks Ian, let's hope your work colleagues don't read this page! BTW I quite like the Puma. |
| Nissan Serena | George Weeks | It is ugly, narrow, slow and c*** | Then I guess you don't like it. |
| Fiat Seicento | Jonny Eastwood | An ugly stupid grotty little hatch from a company that has produced things like the superb bravo and punto | I suppose it is pretty weird looking...a contender. |
| bond 3wheeler | Roger | I bought one in my youth to get laid. Indeed I did underneath with spanners. Classic English Engineering | Good one Roger! Not quite sure how you expected to impress the chicks in a Bond Bug though. |
| 1960s Ford Anglia | Virginia Hirons | It was a square tin can rattling down the road! | Thanks Virginia - this one is a cert for part 3! |
| Citroen ZX | Mike Jones | They usually come in diesel dog format and look like a squashed BX | Yes indeed & I hate diesels too. |
| VW Beetle (new one) | Dom Macdonald | Talk about the worst successor - in any category!!! | Sorry Dom, I don't really think the Beetle is too bad. |
| Ford Capri 61-64 | Andrew Lovell | Please visit http://www3.mistral.co.uk/pipes/fccoc.html to see the full horror. | This wouldn't be a plug for your own page would it? |
| Saab 900 | Laurence | Gross motor, with a windscreen taken straight from a lighthouse, an interior from a Vauxhall Firenza, and a body copied from a Skoda! | You obviously have inside information from the design team. |
| Datsun Cherry | Pieter | I dedicated a whole page to ugly cars, with hundreds of pictures!! | Well I wonder where you got that idea from - how novel. |
| Subaru Impreza Turbo | Many sad TR7 owners | [hopeless comments inserted here] | [Sigh] |
| Talbot Simca | Matt | A truly disgusting car,one where you heard the tappets of the engine before you saw the car,not a bad thing though as you had at least 5 minutes to hide before one went past you.Talbot must have realised they had made a dog as the quality of the metal was so poor that most have decomposed into some scrap yard Somewhere, unfortunately the engine didnt and was fitted in the samba,horizon and the Solara,which all should qualify also. | Thanks Matt, although I'm trying hard to remember the Simca - I guess it was just a forgettable car. |
| Vauxhall Nova Saloon | John Hammond | I hate all Vauxhall Novas - but the Nova Saloon - ugh! ugh! ugh! | You mean the Nova with a boot? - yes very unpleasant. |
| jowet javelin | dave marsden | I wish I could get hold of one of these | Err.. never heard of it. |
| Fiat Multipla | Chris Jones | Fiat have really lost the plot .... | I think I need to scoot down to the Fiat dealer for a look. |
| Ford Focus | David McClelland | Focus? Looks like the bloody designers couldn't focus on their drawing boards. I thought the KA was bad, but looks like they have tried to make the same thing again only bigger. Ugly isn't the word ....no....ugly is the word. Complete arse curtains. | I don't normally post suggestions for cars already nominated - but I liked the comments (but what are "arse curtains"?). |